International Copyright Registration Service Ref: 1341386758 Communication 1 Ancillary recording sector 4. This is a Citadel7 news Flash Reporter; Naught, Lord of Life’s Spark Rank; Evercycle Assistant Comms; Lucky Phil. Rank; Lesser god, Chief Janitor and junior systems tech Citadel 7 basement. Subject of transmission; Naught’s first address to Earth. “Is it working yet Phil?” “I’ve almost got it my lord. Three’s agents made a hell of a mess when they got in. Ha, Hell of a mess,… ha ha, that’s funny.” “Unappreciated humour at this time Phil. Hurry up will you, humanity can’t hang on much longer the impact is imminent!” “Ah… there it is, I have converted the signal from the continuum metta channel to the universal language modulator which should be reliable. This open channel should be able to convert to most of the other languages spoken on Earth from this moment.” “Heh hmm. Testing, testing. “Sir, the transmission is working. They can read your every word as you speak. “Oh, really! What, now? I'm not ready.” “Yes my Lord, they are reading now.” “Well then, better get to it. It’s been a while. REINCARNATES OF PLANET EARTH! HEA……” ‘Sir?” “WHAT NOW PHIL, I am addressing the incarnates of Earth and other agents of Citadel 7 on the planet. “They can read everything you are saying quite clearly without the shouting my lord. When you raise your undeniable commanding presence with such a volume, they might misunderstand your tone and intent, and pay no attention at all or rebel, as they are so prone to do. If I might suggest, you might like to speak to them as though they were standing in front of my lord, in a more civil tone for your first address. Just so it translates in a more congenial fashion. Shouting only makes them agitated, even from one as influential as yourself.” “Very well, I suppose you’re right.” “Incarnates of Earth. It is I Naught, Lord of Life’s Spark oldest of the Evercycles speaking to you again. This secure channel, Citadel7online of…… “Dot com Sir.’ “What?” “Dot com, you have to say Citadel7online dot com, they all have to use computers now to get this signal. If you don’t, they’ll think they can get the information from any rogue channel out there.” “Oh, right, I see your point… As I was saying, … only by this secure channel at Citadel7online … dot com, can communication be reliable from the superverse.